Your First Alcoholic Drink....

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Name it and what age you were at the time.

Me? I was a 15yr paper boy that delivered the Sacramento Union newspaper when I found an unopened bottle of Michelob in an otherwise empty six pack on a curb. I was back in my garage after the route, downing the bottle as fast as I could when my Dad walked in at 6am. I hid the empty bottle and tried to play it off, but I'm sure Dad smelled it on me....lol. He never said anything.
 
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I believe my Mom has the picture of this "event" in one of her albums. I've seen the pic so I know it's true.

I was a baby... old enough to sit up, but I don't believe I was walking yet. Someone had given me a fat watermelon slice and a can of beer. I don't remember the brand of beer but I do remember that the beer brand is clearly visible in the shot. I was at my Grandparents' (on my dad's side) in Winter Park, FL.

In the pic it looks like I'm chugging the beer with one hand, and the other hand is holding a half gnawed through watermelon slice. It's also clear in the pic that I was actually drinking beer out of that can because you can see the beer pouring into my mouth and all over myself too. There was joy and mischief written all over my face.

Note to self... I need to get that pic from Mom and hang it behind my bar.
 
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my first alcholic beverage ( that I remember) was probably a warm Budweiser pony, if that counts


first time I got drunk was with Tango... vodka and Tang premixed. I was 14 and big bro gave me and my gf a Pint of this shit along with some beer. He pulled me aside and said it was a guaranteed panty dropper. What he didnt tell me was just drink the beer and let her drink the Tango. The night didnt go so well LMAO
 
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At Avila Beach I started drinking my mothers friends punch.
I though it was good and it was a hot day....turns out it was punch with vodka in it.
I got very silly very quickly and they figured out I was drinking the adults punch.
I was 9 or so.
 
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RhodyRams said:
my first alcholic beverage ( that I remember) was probably a warm Budweiser pony, if that counts


first time I got drunk was with Tango... vodka and Tang premixed. I was 14 and big bro gave me and my gf a Pint of this shit along with some beer. He pulled me aside and said it was a gaurenteed panty dropper. What he didnt tell me was just drink trhe beer and let here drink the Tango. The night didnt go so well LMAO
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Ahhhh, big brothers....
 
Skipped school at 13 and drank 1 1/2 St. Ides 40 ouncers. Was ripped for the whole afternoon and night from that. Got chased by the cops, almost scored with my friends sister to until my mother and aunt eventually found us roaming down a street to put an end to it.
 
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Corbin said:
Skipped school at 13 and drank 1 1/2 St. Ides 40 ouncers. Was ripped for the whole afternoon and night from that. Got chased by the cops, almost scored with my friends sister to until my mother and aunt eventually found us roaming down a street to put an end to it.
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Booze Hound! ~ Corbin's Ma
 
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dieterbrock said:
I was 8. My mother drank gin and tonic and thought it would be "cute" to let me take a sip. Well, I pounded the sucker, left nothing but ice cubes in the glass.
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Hahaha. Nice!

My grandmother used drink gin martinis .....Beefeater straight up with a lemon twist. It looked so refreshing. I tried a sip of many and they look better than they taste... it tasted like gasoline. I used to order them for her when we went out to eat and I was so young the waiters used to crack up big time.

Those martinis used to put my Grandmother in a fantastic mood. But if she drank more than 2... look out... she could get very aggressive. LOL
 
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Loyal said:
Name it and what age you were at the time.

Me? I was a 15yr paper boy that delivered the Sacramento Union newspaper when I found an unopened bottle of Michelob in an otherwise empty six pack on a curb.
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I always wondered what happened to my newspaper that morning.
 
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Fucking Scope. Yep, Scope.... The mouthwash. I was like... 5 maybe, and I loved the minty taste of the stuff. My mom used to pour it into the screw top of the bottle to let me rinse after brushing, so one day I climbed onto the bath tub so I could get to the medicine cabinet to have a few "shots" out of the top. But I swallowed them.

Well, in case you didn't know, that stuff has like 15% alcohol in it, or at least it did in the mid 1970s. Anyway, that stuff went right to my dome. My dad used to tell me that I came downstairs, walking like a drunken sailor. My mom insisted that he take me to the hospital, where they gave me ipecac to bring it back up.... Although I am pretty sure it was coming up already, haha.

So my first drunk........ Was on mouthwash. Good times.
 
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My Italian grandparents gave me some wine when I was around 14. Gave me a headache. Not the best buzz for the first time. Never developed a taste for alcohol but I smoked a lot of weed in my 65 years. My first buzz i had to come home and lay down until I could function again. They were the best of times and the worst of times -lol.
 
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PS - my first cigarette at 12 made me gag, made me dizzy, almost puked, and had to lay down again. Lol!
 
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