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RAMS mine 49ERS dry 38-0 proving they were playing with fool’s gold all season long.

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"Fans Mourn the loss of Jimmy Garoppolo, stating Trey Lance is no Joe Pendleton"
INGLEWOOD, Calif.- San Francisco 49ers Head Coach Kyle Shanahan spoke about the loss of his QB, who was knocked in to next week by the Los Angeles Rams G.O.A.T. Aaron Donald. "I cant believe he's gone", Shanahan said to the crowd of 4 paid actors attending the funeral. "I hadnt seen Jimmy look as content since he was dating that 76 year old porn star", he continued to say, "the last time I saw a player crumble after a hit was Tom Jarrett in the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers"

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STAFFORD’S 9th 3 TD DAY LEAD RAMS TO 31-6 WIN
Donald returns Garappallo’s head after game; Deebo and Kittle get a room
 
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Santa Clara football team RAMMED at SOFI stadium....
 
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Rams somehow defeat 49ers despite Sean McVays inability to view his original favorite team as a rival

"Hey, Kyle has always been a friend to me and lately he's become more like family..... infact, after our last friendly competition, he said I could call him "Daddy". I just think it speaks to the culture of family with the 49ers going back to when my Grandfather was here.... I mean, there..."

When asked how he feels about the Rams, Shanahan replied by saying "Fuck those guys. No I mean literally. I want to have sex with all of them. I'm a dirty whore who hates America, hates freedom and the only thing I hate more is Sean McVay and his punk ass finesse rip-offense!"



Just kidding Coach McVay!!! I'm totally behind ya. But I wouldn't mind you being a little more bloodthirsty when we play these assclowns... Sweep the fuckin' leg, Johnny!!!