The new meaning of literal will literally kill you...

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Thordaddy said:
Stu chided:

Then fix the freakin refrigerator yuh slumlord! You should of saw that coming - eh?

TD replied:
Oh this isn't one of the slum properties, this is a two bedroom duplex electric garage door formal dining room ,nice place ,I'm evicting her and her brood tomorrow for late payment of rent and violation of the no pet policy.
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That's right, woodchuck chuckers! It's... GROUNDHOG DAY!!!

(this joke made more sense before the triple posts were deleted... ;) )
 
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Thordaddy said:
Stu chided:

Then fix the freakin refrigerator yuh slumlord! You should of saw that coming - eh?

TD replied:
Oh this isn't one of the slum properties, this is a two bedroom duplex electric garage door formal dining room ,nice place ,I'm evicting her and her brood tomorrow for late payment of rent and violation of the no pet policy.
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Nah - just funnin' with yuh (of course you knew that). My parents owned rentals and therefore I am not rushing to buy me any. They can be a good assets but one bad renter can mean you have to tear out flooring and drywall.
 
Serious question here: What are we supposed to say now when we mean for something to be literally true and not just figuratively. "That guitar solo literally blew the head clean off of my shoulders !...What am I supposed to say to express that it really, really happened? That I am headless now as a result of witnessing that guitar mastery, and not just very impressed?
 
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CodeMonkey said:
Serious question here: What are we supposed to say now when we mean for something to be literally true and not just figuratively. "That guitar solo literally blew the head clean off of my shoulders !...What am I supposed to say to express that it really, really happened? That I am headless now as a result of witnessing that guitar mastery, and not just very impressed?
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Picture or it didn't happen. Pretty simple really. You literally have no clue - do you?
 
It's and its is another hangup of mine, and this is the repercussions of not knowing the difference.
Thank you, Mr. Osweiler, for making my point.

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Live life to IT'S fullest.

Broncos backup QB, Brock Osweiler, everybody!
Take a bow.
 
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Nothing beats getting improper grammar permanently inscribed onto your body. If you are going to fail you may as well make it forever! I expect that the “fail tat” could be a very long thread in itself.
 
-X- said:
It's and its is another hangup of mine, and this is the repercussions of not knowing the difference.
Thank you, Mr. Osweiler, for making my point.

osweilertatoverlay.jpg


Live life to IT'S fullest.

Broncos backup QB, Brock Osweiler, everybody!
Take a bow.
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What do you expect from a college student?
 
I also hate when people use quotation marks as emphasis. How about we try an underline, highlighter, or even italics you fucking illiterate ape.

Make sure to take "your" items out of the fridge on Friday.
 
Sum1 said:
I also hate when people use quotation marks as emphasis. How about we try an underline, highlighter, or even italics you freaking illiterate ape.

Make sure to take "your" items out of the fridge on Friday.
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Yeah, that's why I go with *asterisks* around words I wanna emphasize.
 
In the same vein, I dated a woman (not girl, she was in her mid 20s, so no excuses) that said, "If that's any constellation to you," instead of consolation. And she meant it. That relationship didn't last much more than another couple of weeks. And this young woman had a very particular way of waking me up in the morning.

Maybe I was being petty, but that could have eventually been the mother of my own children. Children that I would expect to get passing grades in school some day. And as a family we'd have discussions at dinner about our favorite celestial formations and teams that might win third place. Not with that one.
 
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My favorite is when "ghetto" people talk lyke dis. Fucking what? How did you graduate kindergarden?
 
-X- said:
It's and its is another hangup of mine, and this is the repercussions of not knowing the difference.
Thank you, Mr. Osweiler, for making my point.

osweilertatoverlay.jpg


Live life to IT'S fullest.

Broncos backup QB, Brock Osweiler, everybody!
Take a bow.
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This one REALLY bugs my wife. Not necessarily the tattoo part because that just screams idiot all by itself. What drives Becky bonkers is when people just in general throw an apostrophe in - like Bacon and Egg's $4.95. We see it on signs all the time.
 
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