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Hangovers are real.

Mom was right when she said...
 
Treat women with respect. Unless they're crazy bitches like Memento. :P

Dad taught me to...
 
Night with more than 7hrs sleep.

Funniest place I’ve laid pipe…
 
Paddle Boat at Disney World

Keep you hands or you Tongue….
 
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If that's a question about keeping my tongue or hands, I guess my hands, Robert Palmer and Palmela Handerson are too important.

If I could eat any extinct animal it would be....
 
A sabretooth tiger.

Do you have an exotic pet? I have a…
 
Not being good at anything

I friggin hate when I get an email that
 
Asks for money.

What you have when you have one big green ball in each hand...
 
my BJJ body. Rocking the Santa body now...

The worst Christmas gift I received was...
 
Nerf soccer ball.

I played with that thing until chunks were coming out.

My favorite song is?
 
In the Air Tonight

I blamed a horrible act on someone else that I was guilty of…..
 
I told a jerkoff boyfriend of a girl I got with that she was fucking around on him so he would dump her. Turned out the MFer liked the idea so I took my leave.

Besides tits and ass, this turns my gears on a chick...