RUMOR The Cowboys are winning the SB

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Hey, y'all! It's been awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year. Let me tell you why. Dak got a frontal lobotomy over the summer, so he'll quit going full-retard in the playoffs. The technology has changed so much. He actually now has x-ray vision. Zeke hasn't had a 100 yard game in 44 games, but he's been drinking the blood of small children, so he has fresh legs. Mike Zimmer, who on his like 20th team, will make this defense #1. Y'all ain't ready.
 
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Rynie said:
Hey, y'all! It's been awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year. Let me tell you why. Dak got a frontal lobotomy over the summer, so he'll quit going full-retard in the playoffs. The technology has changed so much. He actually now has x-ray vision. Zeke hasn't had a 100 yard game in 44 games, but he's been drinking the blood of small children, so he has fresh legs. Mike Zimmer, who on his like 20th team, will make this defense #1. Y'all ain't ready.
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One amazing move that Dallas made was to get Ezekiel Elliott back.

He averaged a mind-boggling 3.5 yards per carry last year.

The Cowboys are a shoe in for the super bowl.
I mean, they will have to buy tickets.
But they could definitely be there.
 
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Soul Surfer said:
One amazing move that Dallas made was to get Ezekiel Elliott back.

He averaged a mind-boggling 3.5 yards per carry last year.

The Cowboys are a shoe in for the super bowl.
I mean, they will have to buy tickets.
But they could definitely be there.
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3.5 yards a carry.

That means 10.5 yards for every three plays.

Which means that (barring a penalty), if they just keep running Zeke, they'll get a first down every three plays and eventually score a TD on every drive.

I guess the Cowboys are unstoppable!
 
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AvengerRam said:
3.5 yards a carry.

That means 10.5 yards for every three plays.

Which means that (barring a penalty), if they just keep running Zeke, they'll get a first down every three plays and eventually score a TD on every drive.

I guess the Cowboys are unstoppable!
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Clearly, you don't know about the true power of consuming the blood of innocent children.
 
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I am taking the field. Daky poo has a 28% winning percentage in the playoffs. Most over rated player in the league.
 
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