FUCKING GO CHIEFS. MAKE YOURSELVES A FUCKING DYNASTY, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, JUST KILL THOSE FUCKING 69ERS.
TAYLOR, IF KELCE DOESN'T GET A WIN, YOU DON'T GET FUCKING LAID, AND I WILL BADMOUTH YOU, LIKE, FOREVER, AND TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK FOR-EVER!
Are you saying they would never ever ever get back together?
I know I'm going to regret this, but if the Chiefs don't win, Taylor will have to go back to December to get laid, and the Endgame will not be her.
Seriously, though, please beat the 69ers, Chiefs, or I will fucking hate you forever.
Notice how this isn't a bigger story. Oh but the Rams MoRtGagEd ThEiR fUtUrE when they got Von.
Shit at least Von Miller was worth a damn in the Super Bowl.