So Here I am in the Hospital...

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Had chest pains early yesterday morning that lasted more than 5 minutes, and so I went to the emergency room with my iPad, because I know how boring that place can be. Well, I was thinking it was a false alarm because they said the EKG was normal, but then they admitted me for “observation.” They Keep distressingly mentioning a heart catheterization possibility, pending the results of heart stress tests this morning...

But my location is just the backdrop for yesterday’s game. In Kansas, the Rams game isn’t even close to being on, but the hospital has wi-fi and I know about reddit,so I’m in!

I scream like a loon when the Rams score while watching in the privacy of my home, and cuss a bit when things go bad. I did both at the hospital, although a bit subdued...I’m sure that I was heard outside my room, because I hear the other “guests” when they scream their craziness like, “I’m going home!” Or “Give me my Meds!” at 3am, lol.

Looks like I’m doomed to being here for New Years, and the bastids won’t let me have any coffee, let alone champagne! That’s ok, my wife brought me some chocolote that Nurse Kratchet doesn’t know about...
 
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Hope all is well. That kind of stuff can be scary when we get a little long in the tooth. Hey, good thing we won this week!!!! Way less stressful.
 
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Get Well Soon. Get that ticker ready to celebrate in just over a month. GO RAMS!
 
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Loyal Rams have the biggest hearts. Let’s get yours back in shape because we have a great playoff run to make!
 
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Feel better brotato chip. And for the sponge bath.....tell her you need extra attention in the nether region.
 
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LoyalRam said:
Had chest pains early yesterday morning that lasted more than 5 minutes, and so I went to the emergency room with my iPad, because I know how boring that place can be. Well, I was thinking it was a false alarm because they said the EKG was normal, but then they admitted me for “observation.” They Keep distressingly mentioning a heart catheterization possibility, pending the results of heart stress tests this morning...

But my location is just the backdrop for yesterday’s game. In Kansas, the Rams game isn’t even close to being on, but the hospital has wi-fi and I know about reddit,so I’m in!

I scream like a loon when the Rams score while watching in the privacy of my home, and cuss a bit when things go bad. I did both at the hospital, although a bit subdued...I’m sure that I was heard outside my room, because I hear the other “guests” when they scream their craziness like, “I’m going home!” Or “Give me my Meds!” at 3am, lol.

Looks like I’m doomed to being here for New Years, and the bastids won’t let me have any coffee, let alone champagne! That’s ok, my wife brought me some chocolote that Nurse Kratchet doesn’t know about...
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Dang it Loyal Ram. I’d love to hi jack one of your old Grey Hounds, load up some of the ROD guys and drive out to Kansas to bring you good cheer.

(y) ‘Course, after I swing through Arizona, we’d all have to deal with @Mojo Ram flatulence.

And by the time we get out there, they’ll find out your ticker is better, and you’ll probably be kicked out on your keester anyway:

“Get this pervert out of here!” Cried the nice Latina nurse.

Shortly after, a pimply assed man is seen waiting at the hospital curb for his wife, still in his undersized hospital robe, grasping the only belongings he could abscond- his autographed Keith Null football jersey, before hospital security...ahem...”escorted” him down the back steps.


Yes, sadly @LoyalRam we won’t be able to make it out in person, but we are with you in spirit, brother!

Prayers for your full restoration!
 
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