Ranking all 32 NFL teams' helmet logos, from worst to best

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Ranking all 32 NFL teams' helmet logos, from worst to best

It's the NFL offseason. Not the fun, free-agency-is-cooking, draft-takes-are-coming part of the offseason, either. The middle of summer marks the final weeks of vacation before teams convene at training camp at the end of July. Players, coaches and executives haven't…
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Ranking all 32 NFL teams' helmet logos, from worst to best​

It’s the NFL offseason. Not the fun, free-agency-is-cooking, draft-takes-are-coming part of the offseason, either.

The middle of summer marks the final weeks of vacation before teams convene at training camp at the end of July. Players, coaches and executives haven’t abandoned their duties, but they’re still focusing more on family time and beach trips than setting depth charts. With the flow of football news slowing to a trickle, it’s time to debate the stuff that doesn’t really matter and ultimately has no objectively correct answer.

That’s right. We’re ranking helmet designs.

Most of the league’s helmets are pretty good. This is what you’d expect from a multi-billion-dollar operation with access to top-tier designers. Roughly everything from 25th place onward is nice enough to arguably be a top-10 entry.

The 2022 season will be the first year in roughly a decade where teams are allowed to wear an alternate helmet. This means we’ll return to classics like New England’s stunning Pat Patriot throwbacks. But for this ranking we’re only using standard designs, which means several franchises are putting up their second-best (or worse) selections.

Where did we land? I’m glad you asked:

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Ranking all 32 NFL teams' helmet logos, from worst to best

It's the NFL offseason. Not the fun, free-agency-is-cooking, draft-takes-are-coming part of the offseason, either. The middle of summer marks the final weeks of vacation before teams convene at training camp at the end of July. Players, coaches and executives haven't…
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The List:
32. Titans
31. Patriots
30. Broncos
29. Jets
28. Commodes
27. Texans
26. Bucs
25. Dolphins
24. Jaguars
23. Seahawks
22. Ravens
21. Panthers
20. Cards
19. Chiefs
18. Giants
17. Eagles
16. 49’ers
15. Vikes
14. Bills
13. Rams
12. Browns
11. Colts
10. Packers
9. Ben gals
8. Bears
7. Lions
6. Raiders
5. Cowboys
4. Falcons
3. Saints
2. Chargers
1. Steelers
 
Let’s hear your top 5-10!

And bottom 5!
 
1maGoh said:
And I'll never understand the Browns being anything but last place. They don't have a logo and the uniforms aren't anything special.
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All the time I spent in Ohio I used to ask Brown fans, you can't just put "Browns" on the side of the helmet?
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32. Browns. Hideous shit team. Even when they're winning they're fugly.
31. Commodes. That W looks so fucking stupid. Shit org from the top.

And putting the Chargers at 2 WTF. They're not bad by any means but not a top helmet to my eye at least.
 
My Top 10

1. Rams
2. Chiefs
3. Bears
4. Colts
5. Bills
6. Panthers
7. Dolphins
8. Bengals
9. Saints
10. Lions

Bottom 5

1. Commodes
2. Browns
3. Steelers
4. Chargers
5. Packers
 
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These are all good;

TOP
Rams
Chiefs
Colts
Steelers
Packers
Bears
Bills
Raiders
Cowboys
Saints
Chargers
Texans

These all blow;

BOTTOM
Jaguars
Commodes
Panthers
Patriots
Broncos
Seahawks
 
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This explains it.

Christian D'Andrea is a football writer because he was forged in the cauldron of college football greatness: Vanderbilt University. He is from Rhode Island, which often explains his terrible instincts and general dirtbag demeanor.
 
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Best helmets IMO:

AFC East-Bills
AFC North-Steelers
AFC South-Texans
AFC West-Raiders

NFC East-Boys
NFC North-Bears
NFC South-Falcons
NFC West-Rams

Super Bowl of Helmets: Rams def Raiders
 
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Rams helmet is the best. No contest. We had the first helmet design as one of the players was a graphic designer. Everyone else is a last place mimic.
 
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White helmet with blue horns and wear it with the whites. That's the safe bet. Rams won't get too crazy though it will be more fun if they do. :laugh1:
 
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