Nickname for our offense

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New nickname for our offense?

  • SchottenMurmur

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • ShurmurHeimer

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Greatest Joke On Turf

    Votes: 13 76.5%
  • Dink and Dump

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • Total voters
    17

HE WITH HORNS

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What are we going to nickname this years offense? It's obvious our OC doesn't want to throw the ball more than 5 yards downfield. It's reminding us of the Pat Shurmur days.
 
Schotty makes Shurmur look like a porn star.
 
Fuck me! I went for Greatest Joke on Turf!
I cave fuck I'm sorry guys after a long long time of patience this sealed it. Damn shitfire!
 
Hell I feel sick just for suggesting it. I just am amazed that a team this talented is performing at such a consistently bad rate as this years squad.
 
You insult Shurmur by comparing him to Schott. Even Shurmur stretched the field more than Schott.

I'm not even joking. He did.
 
HometownBoy said:
You insult Shurmur by comparing him to Schott. Even Shurmur stretched the field more than Schott.

I'm not even joking. He did.

Not last year he didn't. We threw downfield to Givens a LOT, and threw quite a few longer passes. This year he's been pathetic.
 
HometownBoy said:
You insult Shurmur by comparing him to Schott. Even Shurmur stretched the field more than Schott.

I'm not even joking. He did.

It's not shotty who isn't stretching the field, the plays are there but Sam won't take a chance down field. Play calling is in question too becuase Idk how many times we will run this shotgun draw but the problem is everywhere all 3 phrases of the game. I hope fisher doesn't loose the team

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The Mayflower offense.

It's so bad the team's going to have to sneak out of town.
 
"Cap'n Checkdown and the Smurfs"

or maybe

"All About the 3 & Out"


Sorry, I'm a dick, I know...