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[FaulkSF]

Mother F'n Busch Light cares about the environment and makes it easier for the trucking industry to fill pee bottles:

Busch Light urges people to pee into cans instead of on trees

Busch Light has urged those enjoying the great outdoors to pee in a can using its bespoke ergonomic funnel attachment instead of on trees – which it claims is harming the environment.

www.thedrum.com

 

[Memento]

Mother F'n Busch Light cares about the environment and makes it easier for the trucking industry to fill pee bottles:

Busch Light urges people to pee into cans instead of on trees

Busch Light has urged those enjoying the great outdoors to pee in a can using its bespoke ergonomic funnel attachment instead of on trees – which it claims is harming the environment.

www.thedrum.com

I don't even know if that's accurate - and this is coming from a girl who won't publish a single paperback/hardcover book because she doesn't want a single Amazon rainforest tree cut down for her benefit.

 

[Angry Ram]

People bring porta toilets and other similar contraptions when they go camping. I don't see how this is any different.

 

[FaulkSF]

Where do they toss the cans? Is tossing the can in the trash any better for the environment than recycling and pissing on a tree?

 

[CGI_Ram]

If it's Busch Lite, and you piss in the can, can you just re-drink it?

Is it really any different? @ottoman89

 

[Angry Ram]

Where do they toss the cans? Is tossing the can in the trash any better for the environment than recycling and pissing on a tree?

It would go to the landfill which is a regulated facility. Recycling is an elementary idea for kids. The reality is recycling is no better than tossing shit in a landfill.

I'm guessing the problem is where people just pee some much over a tree to the point where there is a such an excess that the pee is absorbed into the tree tissues and damaging it. I don't see it. This looks like another marketing ploy for earth month.

Wish it wasn't, puts a negative stereotype on things we actually need to do to help to be environmental stewards (eating less meat, limiting de-forestation, climate change, etc).

 

[ottoman89]

If it's Busch Lite, and you piss in the can, can you just re-drink it?

Is it really any different? @ottoman89

First of all, I piss outside like a man! Not on trees. BUT, no it's not the same. Pissing in a can tastes like Bud Light!

 

[RamFan503]

I hear they come with a return envelop so you can complete the environmentally friendly recycling process.

Seriously though... How many of these do you suppose will get left in the woods full? I mean... if you are packing in a ways, are you really wanting a can of piss in your pack? Seems like a real joke of a gimmick.

First of all, I piss outside like a man! Not on trees. BUT, no it's not the same. Pissing in a can tastes like Bud Light!

As if they have trees in Iowa. And I don't even WANT to know how you know what piss in a can tastes like.

 

[Neil039]

Real men sweat out the beer before they get home~ @Loyal

 

[snackdaddy]

Real men sweat out the beer before they get home~ @Loyal

Real men use the Whizzinator!

 

[FaulkSF]

Real men use the Whizzinator!

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