LEGEND Make Us Laugh

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@Username did you purposely place this in 'Make Us Laugh' or did you make a wrong turn at Rams-NFL Talk?
 
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i know it isn't funny...but wanted to share it, nonetheless.
 
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo
to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with
another woman. She became violent and ended up
pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor
apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked
if she had anything to say in her own defense.

'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92,
if he could screw, he could fly.'
 
Here is a good one that you can use on anyone, just insert the name of there City, county, or state.

Why can't they solve any murders in Missouri?......Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
 
Here is a good one that you can use on anyone, just insert the name of there City, county, or state.

Why can't they solve any murders in Missouri?......Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
I have one that is similar with NFL teams. Just insert said NFL city:

Why doesn't LA have an NFL team? Because Cleveland would want one too