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DCH walks into the room.

...(silence)...

...(silence)...

...(looks around in silence)...

A long, drawn-out fart emerges, slowly at first, but increasing in both magnitude and pitch over its brief but impactful life.

...(silence)...

DCH leaves.
 
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a bucket of glue?








You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish!
 
ScotsRam said:
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a bucket of glue?








You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish!
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Speaking of pianos.... what's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ!
 
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Bob has a small penis and goes to see a doctor who can help him with it.

Doctor: "With our technology we can do wonders with that. We have a couple different price ranges. We can multiply increase your size by 3 inches for 10 thousand or we can increase it 6 inches for 20 thousand. I suggest you talk it over with your wife and come back with your decision."

So he talks it over with his wife and returns to the doctor.

Bob: "Doc, me and the wife have made our decision."

Doctor: "So what's it going to be? 3 inches or 6 inches?"

Bob: "We're getting a new kitchen".
 
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Here are some short films my friends and I did for class projects and competitions. I only appeared in them for a short time (because I'm kind of a crappy actor haha) but I also helped write some of these scenes.



Hope you get a couple laughs out of them (y)
 
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