Great names for athletes

[ABIGRAMFAN]

Crumpler for a tight end I thought was awesome.

I have also have thought if your last name is Butkis and you decide to name your son Dick, you have either made a depressed suicidal son or the toughest guy around.

 

[PhxRam]

Crumpler for a tight end I thought was awesome.

I have also have thought if your last name is Butkis and you decide to name your son Dick, you have either made a depressed suicidal son or the toughest guy around.

My all time favorite.. Adonis Jordan

 

[Rams and Gators]

Was watching the Army Navy game a few years ago and Navy had a guy playing for them called Wave Rider, alway liked that.

Have always loved players with names like LaMichael James just so I can say "It's french for 'The Michael'" immature but I enjoy it.

But all time favourite is former St John's player God'sgift Achiuwa

 

[Thordaddy]

Wonderful Mounds, I.M. Hipp, and Yale Larry, my three fave's.

 

[RhodyRams]

who could forget the race car driver Dick Trickle?

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

Dick Trickle was one of the funniest.

LaFester Rhodes is kind of funny.

 

[Memphis Ram]

Jumbo Elliot, Dexter Manley, Takeo Spikes

 

[Thordaddy]

Bronco Ngurski

 

[RhodyRams]

I. Pead?

 

[RhodyRams]

WNBA player Destiny Hooker

and a long time ago there was a MLB player by the name of Rusty Kuntz

 

[Prime Time]

Soccer - Danger Fourpence, Fabian Assman, Have-A-Look Dube
Baseball - Blue Moon Odom, Stubby Clapp, Razor Shines
NFL - Ben Gay, Fair Hooker, Guy Whimper
Skiing - Picabo Street
Swimming - Misty Hyman
Hockey - Miroslav Satan

 

[Dieter the Brock]

Soccer - Danger Fourpence, Fabian Assman, Have-A-Look Dube
Baseball - Blue Moon Odom, Stubby Clapp, Razor Shines
NFL - Ben Gay, Fair Hooker, Guy Whimper
Skiing - Picabo Street
Swimming - Misty Hyman
Hockey - Miroslav Satan

Miroslav Satan is great, just imagine being a sabres fan and shouting "Go Satan!!"

- you left off a basketball name so in the spirit of Miroslav Satan I nominate

God Shammgod - point guard from Providence back in the day

 

[Prime Time]

Miroslav Satan is great, just imagine being a sabres fan and shouting "Go Satan!!"

- you left off a basketball name so in the spirit of Miroslav Satan I nominate

God Shammgod - point guard from Providence back in the day

Heard an announcer once claim that he pronounced it Sawtawn. He said "No, it's Satan, damn it!"

 

[CodeMonkey]

My football favorites:

Bronko Nagurski
Taco Wallace

 

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[MerlinJones]

From the world of college basketball:

God Shammgod (didn't catch he was already posted)
Alaa (pronounced Allah) Abdelnaby

 

[MerlinJones]

I always felt kind of bad for Madre Hill as well.

Being named mother would probably toughen you up though.

 

[RK3]

What!? No mention of Coco Crisp?

 

[Tron]

My favorite baseball player ever:

Kirby Puckett

 

[CodeMonkey]

I always felt kind of bad for Madre Hill as well.

Being named mother would probably toughen you up though.

What about Christine Michael for shit's sake. This is the "Boy Named Sue" school of rearing chillens...

"Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
to kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"
-Cash