#DitchYourDateIn5Words

[CodeMonkey]

Oops, I shit my pants!

 

[LosAngelesRams]

You were just a thot.

 

[RamFan503]

I braid my nut sack

Showers are for clean freaks

Foreplay? My mom does that

My dad taught me that

Do you like Nickel Back?

 

[Rmfnlt]

Are you pregnant? (I know... only 3 words... I'm a man of few words )

 

[CodeMonkey]

Are you pregnant? (I know... only 3 words... I'm a man of few words )

Try:

When is the baby due?

 

[Legatron4]

I killed a man once.

 

[RamFan503]

Woman: Lorena Bobbit is my hero #dickinabox

 

[Dieter the Brock]

I killed a man once.

I may have killed a man, or a moose, not sure

 

[LazyWinker]

I don't have any money.

Can I borrow some money?

"You're paying for your half."

It's off putting the number of guys that use women (I'm not talking about the player type of way) by mooching. I got snowed in a couple weeks ago and was watching too much day time TV. All the talk shows are about dead beat dudes mooching off of hard working women.

Do you like Nickel Back?

You cheated!!! Nickelback is one word.

 

[-X-]

Can I measure your throat?

Ever seen a meth lab?

Let's play 'just the tip'

This isn't really my face.

Can I borrow your hair?

You should get those enlarged.

Pull my finger. PULL IT!

 

[Selassie I]

Actual quote from Dwight Howard...

"I only have 8 babymamas."

 

[PA Ram]

Okay--technically it's not five words but I like it:

 

[Rmfnlt]

Woman: Lorena Bobbit is my hero #dickinabox

Off topic... a joke about Bobbitt...

After Lorena cut if off... she's driving down the road with it and decides to throw it out the window.

Two old ladies are driving in the opposite lane and the dick flies off their windshield.

The one old lady turns to the other and says: "Did you see the dick on that mosquito???"

 

[RhodyRams]

Will you bail me out?

I thought you were younger !!

 

[RamFan503]

You cheated!!! Nickelback is one word.

Fine then.

Nickleback is my favorite band

That work?

 

[RamFan503]

Look. Bananarama on eight track

 

[RamFan503]

Check it out. All mine.

 

[RamFan503]

I'm a Neil Sedaka fan

You think that is hairy

Necrophilia beastiallity where's the harm?

It's just a hockey mask

 

[RamFan503]

Ever seen a meth lab?

:eek:

 

[Mojo Ram]

@Mojo Ram You're doing it wrong. You can only use 5 words.

"Cops! Hide my eight ball!!!"

Oops. My bad.