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Boffo97

Boffo97

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Funny stuff that makes you go "Hmmm..." whether in the Jack Handey style or not, goes here.

One day when I was in 6th grade, there was a huge storm, so the kids stayed inside classrooms during lunch. I ended up playing the board game Clue with some other students. I was Mr. Green. (Playing pieces in Clue are also the various suspects in the murder, hence their "colorful" names.)

By the end of the game, I end up successfully deducing the murderer, murder weapon and scene of the crime... but the murderer ended up being... Mr. Green.

So the question has stuck with me ever since... did I really win?
 
I have always wondered why people should hide in their bathtub if a tornado is close
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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I don't know the answer to your question, but I think baby oil is very conducive to making babies ;)
 
RamzFanz said:
What if we found out Native Americans actually came from India?
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I've wondered if there was someone who was half Native American and half Indian out there. There almost has to be. Would they be offended by "Indian"?
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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I did just that.

I read somewhere that Mozart wrote twinkle when he was a child.
Unsure of the validity.
 
bluecoconuts said:
It was written by an English poet named Jane Taylor sometime in the late 1790's or early 1800's (it was first published in 1806 though).
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What would the world look like if you could actually see atoms with the naked eye?
 
brokeu91 said:
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why do they keep singing about it?
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Can't we request that the Camptown Ladies sing a more complicated song than "Doo dah, doo dah"?
 
What if there were no porn on demand and we had to save lunch money and get a cool adult to buy it for us and it was on paper that we had to hide from our mothers and the pages would stick...

Sorry, flashbacks. I swear, NEVER do LSD.
 
If I was walking own the street and a woman named Lois Lane was in trouble, and I saved her, does it mean that I am Superman?
 
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