Birthday Gift

[JackDRams]

Alright, my birthday is actually tomorrow, with Todd Gurley. But the wife gave me my gift early. Thought you'd all appreciate it. Gonna add it to the man cave.

 

[Rmfnlt]

Very nice!

She'll have to get you one for the inaugural game at the new stadium!

 

[JackDRams]

She has to now lol. Can't get one, and not the next.

 

[Rmfnlt]

She has to now lol. Can't get one, and not the next.

That's why I suggested it... begin your "hints" next year maybe

 

[Merlin]

I love that pic, very nice gift.

My last birthday when my wife asked what I wanted I told her "oh I don't know, would you like a tit job?" She didn't take it the way I intended it, unfortunately.

 

[Rmfnlt]

My last birthday when my wife asked what I wanted I told her "oh I don't know, would you like a tit job?" She didn't take it the way I intended it, unfortunately.

You seem like quite the romantic...

 

[Merlin]

You seem like quite the romantic...

I think the word the wife prefers is "dumb@$$."

 

[bnw]

I think the word the wife prefers is "dumb@$$."

Yeah but they always want communication. Typical female trap.

 

[LesBaker]

I love that pic, very nice gift.

My last birthday when my wife asked what I wanted I told her "oh I don't know, would you like a tit job?" She didn't take it the way I intended it, unfortunately.

LOL you're lucky she didn't leave!!! See below.

You seem like quite the romantic...

I know someone who had a close friend that I've met many times. She has slightly smaller than average boobs but is a good looking lady and would have no problem as Amy Schumer likes to say "catching a dick". She was married to a guy that eventually started pestering her about getting a boob job and after awhile it pissed her off so much that she divorced him. Supposedly he was an asshole and that was the straw that broke the camels back.

 

[Rmfnlt]

I know someone who had a close friend that I've met many times. She has slightly smaller than average boobs but is a good looking lady and would have no problem as Amy Schumer likes to say "catching a dick". She was married to a guy that eventually started pestering her about getting a boob job and after awhile it ticked her off so much that she divorced him. Supposedly he was an icehole and that was the straw that broke the camels back.

Yeah... my take is... if you don't like something about her to the point it's an obsession, don't marry her and then nag.

 

[DR RAM]

I love it! Thanks for sharing, your wife did a great job.

And happy birthday. :cheers:

 

[gabriel18]

Awesome

 

[Selassie I]

Bad Ass

Props to your wife... she's got great taste in pics.

 

[nighttrain]

Vince had it down, cept for the ear thingy
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[VegasRam]

Nice!

(btw, I'm in that picture).

 

[nighttrain]

ehhhhhhh, the good lookin Goldin?
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[RamsSince1969]

Alright, my birthday is actually tomorrow, with Todd Gurley. But the wife gave me my gift early. Thought you'd all appreciate it. Gonna add it to the man cave.

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That was an amazing day! To see 90,000 people there and to win the game, wow!

 

[HeiseNBerg]

Happy birthday, Jack -- nice gift from the wife, for sure.

As for this....

Et tu, flv?!?

Couldn't get away from that shit yesterday -- THIS board should be the safe haven from all the sports media's Brady taint-lick fest that went on. Even during the HOF game last night, Collinsworth had to work in a TB12 nut-gargle while discussing Jason Taylor's upcoming entry into the Hall.