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I'm going to go ahead and vote for @@Username here.
Just a bitter 27 year old geezer with a crippling addiction to Triscuit crackers. Can't seal of the edge and his first step is terrible. Not to mention if he gets tested the amount of sweat potato sea salt resin in his veins from the mass amount of Triscuit consumption.
I mean, he's got a great ass but that's about all he has goin for him. Up to you Phx. Maybe X can find a place for him on "special" teams, who knows.
I really wanted to be a radio play by play announcer, so I took a cheese grater to my face to ensure no TV station would hire me
@blue4
Whatever floats his boat. It's better than the "Aim Here" tramp stamp I saw at Six Flags one time.
[B]@mr.stlouis[/B]
We all do things we come to regret. Whether his success has something to do with the penis on his face is strictly psychological. Keep doing what your doing, man.
From Selassie I's thread-winning post in the thread about time travel:
Please...
I would go back to my HS/College years and slay all the ass that I passed on. I'm sure everyone has a few regrets that they kick themselves for when they think about it today. With what I know now... I just can't imagine the level of fun I'd have going back and taking care of business... that's a lie, cause I've imagined it many times.
Hi, I'm Bernie Miklasz here for the Wednesday edition of Breakfast with Bernie. Ning, ning, ninga, ning, ninga, ning, ninga. Neener, na neee, na nee neeeeee. Today we're going to talk about the Rams moving in a minute. But first, when I'm not recording Breakfast With Bernie or shamelessly hocking Papa John's pizza, I'm usually stroking it to midget porn and eating ranch Wheat Thins. The sausage fingers get me every time. Now back to the Rams....
Holes from which they drop giant turds from at the most inappropriate times... like a toddler at Easter Sunday service dropping a deuce in the aisle... because, ya know... it's gonna be THAT kinda day.
As Rams fans, we KNOW about this. First week of the season was yet another "Deuce Day"... Cowboys are getting used to those... Romo drops deuces like he's MC Deuce trying to win a Mix-off.
This game has the potential to be more ugly than the two fattest people in the Walmart fighting over the last box of Sno-balls...
The fact that I'm rooting for one of them... shows my humanity *wipes tear*
*looks both ways*.... Well, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it...