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Will Lindsey Duke be there for dinner? [Blake Bortles]
Which team do you pick in Madden and why?
How many different things can you think of that you can do with a paper clip?
Your mom was a prostitute? [Jeff Ireland to Dez Bryant]
What animal would you describe yourself as?
What’s your drug of choice on your campus?
Do you wear a g-string or a jock strap when you play?
Do you feel entitled [as a white running back], or like a poster child for white running backs? [Toby Gerhart]
What is your goal for a family going forward? Are you looking to marry young or stay single?
If you could pick one superpower?
Will Lindsey Duke be there for dinner? [Blake Bortles]
Which team do you pick in Madden and why?
How many different things can you think of that you can do with a paper clip?
Your mom was a prostitute? [Jeff Ireland to Dez Bryant]
What animal would you describe yourself as?
What’s your drug of choice on your campus?
Do you wear a g-string or a jock strap when you play?
Do you feel entitled [as a white running back], or like a poster child for white running backs? [Toby Gerhart]
What is your goal for a family going forward? Are you looking to marry young or stay single?
If you could pick one superpower?
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Y'know, like when you have a redhead kid and neither your wife or you are a redhead - yet the milkman is.... At first I was just cracking a joke about you saying you see a grown man's penis every day. I was referring to you seeing your wife's boyfriend's penis. Get it? Spying on the wife? Ha! Me so funny! No? OH well. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress before you leave.
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