You Know You've Become A Man When...

[Flipper_336]

The best part of Flash Gordon goes from being this:



to being this:




Any other offers?

 

[rhinobean]

You get a subscription to SI so you will get the swimsuit edition!

 

[RamFan503]

You go from liking this:

To liking... Oh wait!

 

[RhodyRams]

and all this time I thought you became a man when you grew hair on your balls

 

[LesBaker]

and all this time I thought you became a man when you grew hair on your balls

 

[fearsomefour]

and all this time I thought you became a man when you grew hair on your balls

You've become a teenager when it grows on your balls....you've become a man when that doesn't concern you but the amount of hair left on your head does.

 

[Flipper_336]

....you've become a man when that doesn't concern you but the amount of hair left on your head does.

And you've become an OLD man once the amount emanating from your nostrils and ears matters not one iota.

 

[RamFan503]

You've become a teenager when it grows on your balls....you've become a man when that doesn't concern you but the amount of hair left on your head does.

You've become a man when you realize that more hair below the belt is not a good thing...... on you OR her.

 

[fearsomefour]

You've become a man when you realize that more hair below the belt is not a good thing...... on you OR her.

True enough. What did our grand parents do?

 

[RamFan503]

True enough. What did our grand parents do?

Never and I mean NEVER put grandparents into a conversation that has these kinds of overtones.

 

[fearsomefour]

Never and I mean NEVER put grandparents into a conversation that has these kinds of overtones.

LOL. Another good point.
Just saying things have changes over the years.

 

[DR RAM]

Football will turn you into a man if you work as hard as you can. In life, if you follow the same principles, you'll be successful, because you'll never work harder, be disciplined, and know that you need a team. Armed forces does the same thing for a lot of guys.

 

[HeiseNBerg]

I actually had a girlfriend request that I shave my 'tater. I respectfully declined.

 

[Thordaddy]

You can brush your teeth while someone sits on the pot with diarhea

 

[RmsLegends]

Ya become a man when ya realize the word taxes makes ya wanna spit.

 

[LesBaker]

I actually had a girlfriend request that I shave my 'tater. I respectfully declined.

And at this very moment she is taking care of someone elses "tater".

Because you rebuked that woman that likes her "taters" smooth.

That is never, ever a good idea and I have done years of field research. There is no emoticon to help here because the board emoticons suck hairy balls.

 

[HeiseNBerg]

And at this very moment she is taking care of someone elses "tater".

Maybe....but not without said tater-owner satisfying other conditions beforehand (taking out the trash, painting the fence, reminding her how great she is every 5 minutes, bowing to her every whim, etc).

And certainly not as often as tater-owner was hoping for. The poor bastard...

 

[ABIGRAMFAN]

When you own a business, and drive to work with paychecks for your employees.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

When you actually have money to buy pot but no longer know who to buy it from