The sign on your forehead

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AvengerRam

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I have a theory that everyone has a sign on their forehead that impacts how strangers approach and relate to them.

My wife has the unfortunate “tell me your life story” sign. She often ends up knowing more about a guy who comes to repair our AC, or a woman waiting in line near her, than I know about people I’ve associated with for years.

My sign says “ask me for directions.” I’ve been approached all over the world - even in places where I don’t speak the language. Guess I just don’t look lost.

What does your sign say?
 
Well, before Iphones and such, I was always asked "What time is it?"
 
Not a sign but I'll be damned that whenever I am standing in a long line, no matter how close I stand to the person in front of me, the space between me and them is somehow the only space people can walk thru
 
"If I ask you how you're doing, the answer is "fine". PERIOD!"
 
I've been told a VERY long time that mine says "Stay Away--Asshole Alert--Stay Away"

But, I'm actually pretty funny and friendly. I'm the only guy on my block that gets along with everyone else. I am terrific with animals and I'm just good natured.

I just genuinely have a resting prick face I guess. And I'm always naturally suspicious and weary of my surroundings.
 
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I've been told a VERY long time that mine says "Stay Away--Asshole Alert--Stay Away"

But, I'm actually pretty funny and friendly. I'm the only guy on my block that gets along with everyone else. I am terrific with animals and I'm just good natured.

I just genuinely have a resting prick face I guess. And I'm always naturally suspicious and weary of my surroundings.
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yours says
I'm just here for the beer
 
Whenever I walk through a parking lot and there's a panhandler he'll pass everyone else and come up to me and ask for money. Its like I got a sign that says "This is the guy!"