The debate to end all debates

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Chocolate Cruller vs Jelly Donut.

 

[Lesson]

Jelly Donut. To awesome to pass up.

 

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Jelly Donut. To awesome to pass up.

That's just crazy talk.

The Cruller is the perfect blend of crispy coating, soft middle and CHOCOLATE.

 

[Memento]

Chocolate Cruller. Duh.

 

[RamFan503]

Awe Fuck! You gotta hold your pinkie out when you eat a... what is that called? Cruller? :gay: Give me a lemon jelly filled any day. Gotta be lemon though. Cooked cherries are gross and I'm not into seedy berry filling.

 

[Yamahopper]

Jelly 24/7. Do you really think Deacon Jones would eat a Chocolate Cruller ? Man up and eat a real jelly donut.
Cruller.....The official donut of Scott Linehan.

 

[RamFan503]

Jelly 24/7. Do you really think Deacon Jones would eat a Chocolate Cruller ? Man up and eat a real jelly donut.
Cruller.....The official donut of Scott Linehan.

:lmao:

 

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Chocolate Cruller. Duh.

It's like people don't even know what a donut is when they say "jelly."

Get the fuck outta here with that noise.

Jelly? Why not just fill it with mayonnaise. It's just as gross.

 

[joeybittick]

Jelly 24/7. Do you really think Deacon Jones would eat a Chocolate Cruller ? Man up and eat a real jelly donut.
Cruller.....The official donut of Scott Linehan.

Dude... low blow... :bummed:

That being said, chocolate cruller erry day.

 

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Awe Fuck! You gotta hold your pinkie out when you eat a... what is that called? Cruller? :gay: Give me a lemon jelly filled any day. Gotta be lemon though. Cooked cherries are gross and I'm not into seedy berry filling.

Quit rigging the fuckin' poll. Did I put Cruller v Lemon Meringue? NO!

So stick to the poll. Chocolate (FOR THE WIN) Cruller vs Jelly (What is this shit in my) Donut.

 

[RamFan503]

Mmmmmmmmmm Mayo.

 

[RamFan503]

Awe Fuck! You gotta hold your pinkie out when you eat a... what is that called? Cruller? :gay: Give me a lemon jelly filled any day. Gotta be lemon though. Cooked cherries are gross and I'm not into seedy berry filling.

Quit rigging the fuckin' poll. Did I put Cruller v Lemon Meringue? NO!

So stick to the poll. Chocolate (IN AN ATTEMPT THAT CLEARLY IS NOT WORKING TO MAKE ME LOOK A LITTLE LESS GAY WHILE EATING IT) Cruller vs Jelly (God created the perfect storm of a donut with this awesome lemony creation) Donut.

What you talkin' 'bout Willis? You've never had a lemon filled jelly donut? What they feeding you in that mosquito infested swamp land? And I fixed you're poll question for you. Yore welcome.

 

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Awe Fuck! You gotta hold your pinkie out when you eat a... what is that called? Cruller? :gay: Give me a lemon jelly filled any day. Gotta be lemon though. Cooked cherries are gross and I'm not into seedy berry filling.

Quit rigging the fuckin' poll. Did I put Cruller v Lemon Meringue? NO!

So stick to the poll. Chocolate (IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME LOOK A LITTLE LESS GAY WHILE EATING IT) Cruller vs Jelly (God created the perfect storm of a donut with this awesome lemony creation) Donut.

What you talkin' 'bout Willis? You've never had a lemon filled jelly donut? What they feeding you in that mosquito infested swamp land? And I fixed you're poll question for you. Yore welcome.

Yes, I've had lemon-filled (that's not jelly). Those are the bomb. That's why I didn't put it up against the cruller.

Now stick to the topic or I'll temp-ban you for 11 minutes.

 

[RamFan503]

Awe Fuck! You gotta hold your pinkie out when you eat a... what is that called? Cruller? :gay: Give me a lemon jelly filled any day. Gotta be lemon though. Cooked cherries are gross and I'm not into seedy berry filling.

Quit rigging the fuckin' poll. Did I put Cruller v Lemon Meringue? NO!

So stick to the poll. Chocolate (IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME LOOK A LITTLE LESS GAY WHILE EATING IT) Cruller vs Jelly (God created the perfect storm of a donut with this awesome lemony creation) Donut.

What you talkin' 'bout Willis? You've never had a lemon filled jelly donut? What they feeding you in that mosquito infested swamp land? And I fixed you're poll question for you. Yore welcome.

Yes, I've had lemon-filled (that's not jelly). Those are the bomb. That's why I didn't put it up against the cruller.

Now stick to the topic or I'll temp-ban you for 11 minutes.

So let's see.... turn gay or break the rules... turn gay or break the rules... Lemon Jelly please.

 

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There is NO SUCH THING AS LEMON JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dangit:


Fuck it. You're banned.

 

[RamFan503]

There is NO SUCH THING AS LEMON JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dangit:


Fuck it. You're banned.

Is my 11 minutes up?

So what is a jelly donut filled with? FILLING. There's honestly no such thing as a jelly donut. So I contend that the lemon filling (aka - God's gift) is every bit as much jelly as that berry or cherry shit they try to pass off as jelly.

Man... this poll is fixed. You from Illinois or something?

I will have to say though that it is cool to have a thread that starts out derailed so I don't have to do it.

 

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There is NO SUCH THING AS LEMON JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dangit:


Fuck it. You're banned.

Is my 11 minutes up?

So what is a jelly donut filled with? FILLING. There's honestly no such thing as a jelly donut. So I contend that the lemon filling (aka - God's gift) is every bit as much jelly as that berry or cherry shit they try to pass off as jelly.

Man... this poll is fixed. You from Illinois or something?

Yes, your 11 minutes is up.

A "true" jelly donut actually has JELLY in it. That disgusting smuckers shit or some other marmalade. How do I know? Because my daughter worked there when she was 15. The lemon meringue donut has an actual smoother filling that is in no way, shape, or form, JELLY. When you go there, look at what it's called. If you see the word "jelly" under those lemon-filled donuts, I'll eat my hat.

Which would still taste better than a jelly donut.

 

[RamFan503]

There is NO SUCH THING AS LEMON JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dangit:


Fuck it. You're banned.

Is my 11 minutes up?

So what is a jelly donut filled with? FILLING. There's honestly no such thing as a jelly donut. So I contend that the lemon filling (aka - God's gift) is every bit as much jelly as that berry or cherry shit they try to pass off as jelly.

Man... this poll is fixed. You from Illinois or something?

Yes, your 11 minutes is up.

A "true" jelly donut actually has JELLY in it. That disgusting smuckers shit or some other marmalade. How do I know? Because my daughter worked there when she was 15. The lemon meringue donut has an actual smoother filling that is in no way, shape, or form, JELLY. When you go there, look at what it's called. If you see the word "jelly" under those lemon-filled donuts, I'll eat my hat.

Which would still taste better than a jelly donut.

Well in actuality, meringue has nothing to do with the lemon JELLY. That's the shit made with egg whites and browned on top of a lemon meringue pie. Which bye the way is a custard made with lemons and clearly not a jelly like substance.

She finds her sat atop her, smirking and wearing nothing but one of the many college football t-shirts they own as she munches on a lemon jelly doughnut.

I er... um... rest my case. How's that hat taste bitch?

 

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Well in actuality, meringue has nothing to do with the lemon JELLY. That's the shit made with egg whites and browned on top of a lemon meringue pie. Which bye the way is a custard made with lemons and clearly not a jelly like substance.

She finds her sat atop her, smirking and wearing nothing but one of the many college football t-shirts they own as she munches on a lemon jelly doughnut.

I er... um... rest my case. How's that hat taste bitch?

In what world does a Penthouse Forum letter prove a point?

If you can go to the grocery store and find a jar of lemon jelly, I'll eat the jar.

 

[RamFan503]

In what world does a Penthouse Forum letter prove a point?

If you can go to the grocery store and find a jar of lemon jelly, I'll eat the jar.

In what world doesn't it?

See... Chocolate Cruller (Gay guy with pinkie out) vs. Lemon Jelly (hot chicks wearing only a football jersey) Donut - the REAL poll.