Name something you should never do when you're completely drunk

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LesBaker

LesBaker

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I'll toss this out there for consideration and as a warning.

Cut your toenails in the shower.
 
I've done so many stupid things when I've been completely drunk. I don't need to incriminate myself though. I'll try to remember this thread when I'm completely drunk though.
 
Talk politics or religion with friends....
Talk about "us" with the wife or girlfriend....
Make a large purchase....
 
Tailgate? Naw...throwing grilled chicken at giants fans is completely normal behavior.
 
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I don't drink, but how about "Post on a message board?"

There's been times, not necessarily here, that I've seen a good member just go off for no apparent reason and I've had to wonder.
 
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Prime Time said:
Propose to your girlfriend while on the phone. She called me the next morning and said "So when are we getting married?" What? :confused: The marriage vows were conducted in Reno, Nevada and the marriage lasted 3 months. Hurray for annulments.
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Well aren't you the romantic drunk LOL.

I've been wondering when you'd post in this thread since you slayed your demons..........but I know there are some things you can add and I'm DYING to hear them. Out with it man out with it!!!!!
 
LesBaker said:
Well aren't you the romantic drunk LOL.

I've been wondering when you'd post in this thread since you slayed your demons..........but I know there are some things you can add and I'm DYING to hear them. Out with it man out with it!!!!!
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I once borrowed my mom's car, got drunk, rolled into a parking lot and climbed in the backseat to sleep it off. Unfortunately the parking lot was at a police station. They broke the window to get me out cause they thought I was dead. :snicker:

My boozing and heavy drug intake cost me two marriages by the time I was 26. It took me three more years to wise up. Now this marriage has lasted almost 30 years. No more police cars, no more trips to the emergency room to get patched up, no more waking up in jail, no more paying money to lawyers, etc.

Some folks can't handle their addictions and die. Others learn from their negative experiences and become better for having gone through them.
 
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LesBaker said:
I'll toss this out there for consideration and as a warning.

Cut your toenails in the shower.
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I do a lot of drunk shaving. I look in the mirror and think I can pull a mustaches. I shave much of my beard and wake up regretting it.

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Tailgate? Naw...throwing grilled chicken at giants fans is completely normal behavior.
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I thought you Cowboys fans ate steaks. Or is it you eat steaks but grilled chicken, yuck - gotta be fried, is Giants food because of all that health loving hippee stuff in NY city? Italics indicates southern accent, right?

Prime Time said:
I once borrowed my mom's car, got drunk, rolled into a parking lot and climbed in the backseat to sleep it off. Unfortunately the parking lot was at a police station. They broke the window to get me out cause they thought I was dead. :snicker:
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That is the best story I've heard in awhile. I'm sorry it happened to you.
 
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LazyWinker said:
I thought you Cowboys fans ate steaks. Or is it you eat steaks but grilled chicken, yuck - gotta be fried, is Giants food because of all that health loving hippee stuff in NY city? Italics indicates southern accent, right?
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I'm a Texan, so naturally chicken fried steak (or chicken) is my favorite. That's not very tailgate friendly, though. On Thanksgiving we fry a turkey. Have you ever had a fried turkey? Shit's life changing. I thought italics was the font for sarcasm, no? Either way, I'm drinking a beer right now at the horse track. Yeeeee-haawwww!!
 
enlightening thread we have here


might have to get drunk and see how far I can push my wife(not in the physical sense of course)
 
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