How various types of fans are reacting to the Joe Noteboom news…

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AvengerRam

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Yesterday, we received this unfortunate news:
Sean McVay says Joe Noteboom is “dealing with a little something” and didn’t do team drills today.

Here is how the various types of Rams fans are reacting:

Optimistic Fan: "Probably just being careful as he returns from last year's injury. He should be ready by opening day."

Pessimistic Fan: "He's done. We should just cut our losses with him now."

Snarky Fan: "Probably has a hangnail. For him, that's an IR scenario."

Know it all/Google user Fan: "The Achilles tendon is a strong fibrous cord that connects the muscles in the back of the calf to the heel bone. Following a rupture, a surgical grafting is required, which portends a long recovery time. Clearly, Noteboom is demonstrating post operative rehabilitative complication in a statistically normal range."

Crude Fan: "Must be his time of the month."

Non Sequitur Fan: "This shows why the Rams are going to move on from Rob Havenstein.”

All about Me Fan: "I had this injury in high school in 1954. He's clearly not ready to play."

Really Non Sequitur Fan: "I blame Rahim Morris' soft coverage schemes."

Can't Let it Go Fan: "We wouldn't care about this if we had drafted Creed Humphrey instead of Tutu Atwell."

Blue Font Fan: "Bastid!"
 
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Yesterday, we received this unfortunate news:


Here is how the various types of Rams fans are reacting:

Optimistic Fan: "Probably just being careful as he returns from last year's injury. He should be ready by opening day."

Pessimistic Fan: "He's done. We should just cut our losses with him now."

Snarky Fan: "Probably has a hangnail. For him, that's an IR scenario."

Know it all/Google user Fan: "The Achilles tendon is a strong fibrous cord that connects the muscles in the back of the calf to the heel bone. Following a rupture, a surgical grafting is required, which portends a long recovery time. Clearly, Noteboom is demonstrating post operative rehabilitative complication in a statistically normal range."

Crude Fan: "Must be his time of the month."

Non Sequitur Fan: "This shows why the Rams are going to move on from Rob Havenstein.”

All about Me Fan: "I had this injury in high school in 1954. He's clearly not ready to play."

Really Non Sequitur Fan: "I blame Rahim Morris' soft coverage schemes."

Can't Let it Go Fan: "We wouldn't care about this if we had drafted Creed Humphrey instead of Tutu Atwell."

Blue Font Fan: "Bastid!"
I'm the Can't Let it Go Fan
 
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Please just fucking trade him and Allen, too.

If McClendon & McAllister were ready to go now, I'd say move Noteboom/Allen yesterday, still, ... I imagine any trade for these guys will likely be closer to the October Deadline.
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