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Get high as hell at work?

Man....as I type this...I am far to high to be at work today.

One of my employees gave me these new gummies he had. I ate two....then I took a hit off his new vape cartridge with 84% thc....

I am fucking ripped...I've been doing my best to not let anyone from work know...

As I type this....this snitch ass guy named TJ keeps eyeballing me...snitch.

Anyway....hour and a half to go...
 
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Just an update....TJ does in fact in the know....and he ain't switched yet....but he's made a statement...he's big mouth, approaching snitch.

Fuckin TJ.

Also, this is not ending. Lol
 
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This was not supposed to happen. I really thought he was full of shit about that vape....I can confirm
 
I've done some important government work while high off my ass. I had a pen I'd use, not very often but there were times where I let er rip too hard and put myself into orbit. In an introductory astronomy course I once had to put on an episode of Cosmos so I could just sit and relax a bit, made sure I didn't do it on days I had to speak after that. UCLA, JPL, NASA, and UW, got a little stoney at all of them, nothing that impacted my too much, but I got a "Looking at the screens a little too hard there?" a few times.

In my defence my boss at JPL used to hand out jays when we were stuck and tell us to turn our brains off for the weekend and come back with fresh solutions, so I wasn't the only one. Nothing blew up or fell out of orbit, so I did alright.

Probably a good thing I'm not scheduled to give any seminars in Amsterdam this year though.
 
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I've done some important government work while high off my ass. I had a pen I'd use, not very often but there were times where I let er rip too hard and put myself into orbit. In an introductory astronomy course I once had to put on an episode of Cosmos so I could just sit and relax a bit, made sure I didn't do it on days I had to speak after that. UCLA, JPL, NASA, and UW, got a little stoney at all of them, nothing that impacted my too much, but I got a "Looking at the screens a little too hard there?" a few times.

In my defence my boss at JPL used to hand out jays when we were stuck and tell us to turn our brains off for the weekend and come back with fresh solutions, so I wasn't the only one. Nothing blew up or fell out of orbit, so I did alright.

Probably a good thing I'm not scheduled to give any seminars in Amsterdam this year though.

So you and Jack Parsons have a lot in common, lol ? :quiet:
 
Good news today....TJ pissed off a guy at work and that guy almost beat the shit out of TJ....his attention moved on from me. Lol

I'm back down to earth now....I've never been so fucked in my life. I was in space....my God. U ever get so high u forget what ur talking about....mid damn talking about it. It was terrible.

I mean. I felt great, but mf kept bothering me.
 
U ever get so high u forget what ur talking about....mid damn talking about it.

This reminds me of another similar situation, ... this great looking girl was falling out of her
 
Welp. That was a roller coaster. I've never hit shit that strong from a dispensary before. I doubted the potency.

Reading back on this....wow.
 
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Been a lot of years. But if I got high at work it was no accident. Kinda like when I use to drink. I never set out to get drunk. I just enjoyed the beer so much it ended up that way.
 
I usually just eat one gummy. It helps my arthritis better than any meds they have given me and it just mellows a little.

I had one left and it was melting so I said fuck it.

Then my buddies wife showed up and wanted me to try this new cart she had gotten for her vape. I dont smoke, never have, not even cigarettes. So I coughed like a bitch and withing 10-15 minutes....wow. it was fun....but, I'm the boss. It took everything I had to keep people away from me. Lol
 
Got these today. Fantastic.
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