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[Florida_Ram]

"I know you're the boss of the Defense Wade, but I have some good tips for these 2 new guys."

 

[Ram_Rally]

"well, you see... The thing is.... I umm, specialize in attacking defenses so I have no idea what y'all are talking about"

 

[T-REX]

I’m looking for 43 takeaways this season boys, the NFL record is 40. You see what I did there? Now make it happen!

 

[Karate61]

"That's right guys. This is how we do it here. If you don't like it, I don't know what to tell yah, except that I ain't wearing no necklace!"

"Oh, 21 and 22...how cute!"

 

[Selassie I]

Rasta-Far-I Mutha Fuckas

 

[jacktheripper85]

I just found Fisher’s playbooks for all the years he’d coached here and my playbook for just this year is this much bigger.

 

[OC--LeftCoast]

I’m a football coach, not an entertainment coordinator, and really I’m sorry but Disney’s “Stars on Ice” is sold out and I can’t get you backstage

 

[-X-]

"Who ordered the cut-out of Veronika?
Because we're not doing the Major League undress her after every win thing."

 

[OC_Ram]

Fellas,

We are the LA Rams not the SF 49ers. We do not throw the soap down in the showers........ are we clear?

 

[ReekofRams]

Let's be honest, my offense is going to run circles around you defensive guys. But come the regular season you'll thank me.

 

[nanotech]

Have you guys seen Aaron?

 

[Dieter the Brock]

"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

 

[Ramon Ram]

"I know you're the boss of the Defense Wade, but I have some good tips for these 2 new guys."

Don't ask me, when it comes to defense I don't know my left hand from my right

 

[Farr Be It]

Look, guys, I can’t promise you I’ll be able to get Wade to stop eating flatulent foods before meetings, but I’ll do my best. Ok?

 

[-X-]

"I mean, c'mon. Look at me."

 

[Loyal]

"See, it's like this...Never eat Del Taco after a night of blow and ho's. You feel me?" ~Sean McVay

 

[shovelpass]

"Hickory dickory dock....."
"Oh!"

 

[Florida_Ram]

 

[I like Rams]

 

[wolfdogg]

I'm not shittin you, I walked in the shower and there's wade holding his ball sack like this, and I said, Jesus! You shoul see a doctor.... or a porn producer. Wade says, yeah, yeah, I think I got a bar of soap stuck under there. Help an old man out. So I grab a mop handle and lift the sack as much as I could before the handle breaks. The broken handle pierces the sack and bloods starts shooting everywhere.

Now I'm soaked in blood and trying to apply pressure to stop it and wade says, forget that. Get the soap. So I'm fending off the gushing blood and desperately trying to find the soap but I can't.

Finally I give up and fall to the ground, exhausted.

After several seconds of only being aware of my own heavy breathing, I hear a wet squishy sound. I look up and lamarcus joyner falls out from under the sack, gasping for air and holding a bar of soap.True story