Caption Contest - Pick Your Poison

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(Note: You can no longer use the "quote" function to copy a picture, so use the code provided)

Good luck!

 

[HeiseNBerg]

"WHO'S MY SPECIAL GUY?!? WHO'S MY SPECIAL GUY?!?"

 

[RamFan503]

Huh... It says here S. Smith. Now it makes sense because you sure as hell ain't playing DE on MY line.... Mutters under his breath, "Shit, we are hurting at WR."

Look - I'm as wide as you are tall. Still wanna fuck with me?

 

[Memento]

"Uh, Scotty? You may have only beamed up half of you..."

 

[steferfootball]

♩ You are so beautiful, to meeee. ♩

 

[DR RAM]

"Now, when I push this button, the lights will come on, and you'll remember every play we've taught you, or God help me, I'll..."​

 

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Not to be outdone by Fathead, Nike unveils their new line of life-size bobble-heads.

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[Barrison]

If you can tell me where on your head my hand is, I will give you a twinkie.

 

[Barrison]

6'7 with no muscle, what the hell was Les thinking...

 

[MTRamsFan]

How many time have I said to use your head... this thing right here which is that lump three feet above your ass.

In order to hit the sled, you have to face it... like this.

 

[Angry Ram]

[textarea]"Oh yeah. We can definently move you to tight end."[/textarea]

 

[DR RAM]

"Son, if we could get another number 6 sewn on that jersey, you may have a chance...but right now you ain't scaring nobody"​

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[Ramhusker]

Ok, you are barely tall enough, you can ride.

 

[Ramhusker]

Now son, THIS is a NFL wedgie!

 

[brokeu91]

I wish I knew how to quit you

 

[Faceplant]

:rofl: ^^^ NFL Wedgie has to be in the lead for me, haha.

 

[DR RAM]

Player, "Coach, I didn't know you had three hands." Coach, "Err that's not my hand. Let me introduce myself. I'm Coach Sandusky."





I know, bad form...

 

[Ramhusker]

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Player, "Coach, I didn't know you had three hands." Coach, "Err that's not my hand. Let me introduce myself. I'm Coach Sandusky."





I know, bad form...

Your'e sick Doc!!!! :lmao:

 

[Lesson]

"Jump on it!"

"Good job, good effort!"

:ww:

 

[Selassie I]

An anonymous fan sent the PD the following pictures,,, he claims that they show proof of a "serious problem" existing at Rams Park. Each picture had the initials TH on them with the following comments...

Can't even get the jersey sizes right. Unbelievable.

Those horn decals are so far off, even this guy can see it!



*Jim Thomas received these via email and thought he should share them with everyone.